When I was a kid, my sister and I wanted a hamster because some of our friends had them. We got a guinea pig instead. They weren’t as much fun as the hamsters (in my opinion). You see, the hamsters had all kinds of exercise equipment that they would do, and you got to watch them. My favorite was this …

I can remember leaving for college, and my mom looking at me and saying, “Don’t forget.” She was not reminding me to remember to change the sheets on my bed (which I had no idea was a “thing” … I left the same sheets on my bed from August to when I went home in December – I know, some …